Chili powder has 3 dimensions

For the love of god, optimize your pantry

May 11 • Itsi Weinstock

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April 2026

The Mission is the only livable neighborhood in the Bay Area

Some people, ignorant people, call the Mission “loud” and “dangerous” and “shit-riddled”.

Apr 16 • Itsi Weinstock

12

2

1

God tier party lentils

Brown slop from the heavens

Apr 13 • Itsi Weinstock

36

5

2

Beyond Terrible

We can't be selling this to people

Apr 12 • Itsi Weinstock

7

1

7 Projects that someone should do in Alt Protein

Go on! Do it

Apr 11 • Itsi Weinstock

7

1

Dumb arguments Against Veganism

Drew Schorno is wrong and bad

Apr 10 • Itsi Weinstock

12

4

Is salt salty?

Yes!

Apr 8 • Itsi Weinstock

12

4

Problems with a cybernetic theory of taste!

Please destroy me with facts and logic

Apr 4 • Itsi Weinstock

7

1

1

A Grand Theory of Cybernetic Taste

How to wirehead and gaslight your nutrient governors

Apr 3 • Itsi Weinstock

5

16

1

March 2026

Fat Boy Sauce

The best weight-loss placebo with extra heavy metals

Mar 1 • Itsi Weinstock

7

2

August 2025

An Open Letter to the Good People at Vlasic Pickles

Your Pickle Balls are God's greatest creation

Aug 12, 2025 • Itsi Weinstock

6

1

April 2025

Vegan SF Co-working at the Frontier Tower

Testing out a space for Nonhuman Flourishing

Apr 27, 2025 • Itsi Weinstock

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